Verse 1 Allow me to introduce a new scenario About the girls I fantasize about in centerfolds And how that helped me to create a new wonderland And how it showed that these women do not need a man Tell me all about how your boy is terrible And how he tells you things you never wanna know So maybe if you want, I could be your best friend But all the guys here know how it's gonna end You remind of a girl I used to date when All the old sh** went and just hit the fan So I can't help it if all I am really saying Is that you wanna turn this angel into satan So hey girl, take me to your friend's house And we could both go and maybe take her blouse Because you know I think you are both interesting So tell me a story 'cuz you think I'm listening Hook Day after day You make me insane
Verse 2 So now this little thing happened just the other day Where some girl I met said she's not that way Well that's a shame man, ya know I'm really sorry But the look in your eyes has me feeling really starry Like don't believe me? Kiss your lady Before you go and get them heebie jeebies I got no shame, and I got my own flow But if I switch it up, can I take both of you home? I know that I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one I don't care what people say, I just want fun So if I ask a question will I get an answer? Or are you just trying to be a gangster? Well what good is it when your heart is empty? Or when you're ripping at my heart because you resent me Well I guess it's just back to Truth: The Sequel So just leave me alone because this love's illegal