[VERSE 1]
Yo, f** Mac Miller
And f** Chris Webby
Motherf** Eminem
And his mom's spaghetti
Push my chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry
Unlike Don McLean's b**h
When I jizzed in her eye
Willie Nelson smokes mid grade
I vape dank
Burned keef in Dutch
And then I ashed on Drake's face
Adam Levine thinks he
Hardcore, hell nah
He ain't got to go to war for me
To make ‘em feel the shell shock
I'm so hard
I'm the f**in' Hope Diamond
I was MJ's medic
And I refused to revive him
Machine Gun Kelly
Ass up on the telly
Gettin' rammed with a strap-on
Lisa Lampanelli
A p**no flick, with
Director Cam Smith
Blood guts out the bu*t
Cuz I wrote it in the script
Cut through a uterus
With the tip of my dick
Smoked crack with Bobby Brown
And took sixty-six hits
sh**, I'm a 90's kid, b**h
I know how to use a phone book
And how to post about it on
Twitter through my Chromebook
No, you couldn't step to me like
A paraplegic deprived
Of feet, cuz I
Am the sickest wigger alive
[HOOK]
The sickest wigger alive
The sickest wigger alive
I
Am the sickest
f**in'
Wigger alive
[VERSE 2]
Yes yes y'all, I fapped
To the nudes of J-Law
And sprayed on tongues of c*nts
Who dropped they jaw
When they were appalled
By all who were enthralled
With a plethora of hoes
Who chose to take they panties off
For the camera
You think it's so wrong?
For a dude to wanna view
b**bs with no bra?
“When the f** did guys
Become so perverted?”
Probably around the same time the
Central system became nervous
Got my semen leakin' from the spleen
In Morgan Freeman's autopsy
I've been raping bodies
Longer than Bill Cosby
In me cargo shorts pockets
I be dual-wielding shotties
Dos slugs to the face will make
An average joe so sloppy
f** a crime wave
I'm a known Tsunami
f** a dime face
In the chrome Bugatti
Crawlin' up the drain
While you sittin on the potty
Cauterize your a**hole
Cuz I take sh** from nobody
Im so high
My ears seep smoke
I'm so shallow, but
I still get deep throat
The sickest wigger of the west
Except on the east coast
Bars so hot, I'm
Givin' b**hes heat strokes
[BRIDGE]
The sickest wigger of the west, except
I'm givin' b**hes heat strokes
The sickest wigger of the west, except
I'm on the east coast
Bars so hot
I'm givin' b**hes heat strokes
[VERSE 3]
Flow's practically, the dopest
Flow since the dope patterning
Of flow I chose to throw over
The verses which I'm rappening
Peep the gallery
My artwork is masterly
My lyrics is Da Vinci, yours
Were extras in Love Actually
The only time you're lappin' me is
When you s** my Dick Dastardly
Ain't no place I'd rather be than
Trapped in s** trafficking
Smacking you laterally
Bashin' ya cap on the tapestry, laughing
Cuz you're too much of a f*g to contact
My house and ask for me
So quit sa**in' me
And come smoke crack with me
Snappin your chastity
I'm in your a** where the pastors be (orgasming)
Last Saturday
You happily sat at Applebee's
And asked your server, Valerie
“May I have the egg salad, please?”
Pure savagery
That's a ma**ive amount of calories
Grab an an*logy, and make
Like Mary Kate and Ash-a-ley
As I lather the latter teen
In half a bath of Vaseline
Then f** the b**h again
Before the end of my refractory period
Ya dumb dipsh**
Listener of mine
You could never comprehend
All my vigorous rhymes
b**h, I'm already sick and
I get sicker with time
Y'all should recognize I'm
The sickest wigger alive
[HOOK]
The sickest wigger alive
The sickest wigger alive
I
Am the sickest
f**in'
Wigger alive