[Verse 1: Callon B]
Ok!
I'm on a mission tonight, first finish a pint
Then I'm out on the prowl for the women I like
Only 21, so I'm new to the bar scene
Looking 16 so I know they will card me
Order up, Blue Moon and more to come
Pouring up, more shots, imported fun
Sort of drunk, my tab is soaring up
Hurling up, my night, when the morning comes
But I don't really care about that now
Out to the car and we gon' pa** that around
Sat my a** down had to gather my thoughts
Game face now and its back to the thots
She back it and drop, to the sound of the beat
Looking for something and she found it in me
I'm down with the freaks and I'm downing the drinks
Why you down in the seat? Please...
[Chorus: Callon B]
Everybody come (Around!)
Know you just wanna get (Down!)
Turn the music up (Real Loud!)
Me and my homies came to get (Down!)
Don't sit and watch lets (Bounce!)
Lady's in the house lets (Boumce!)
From the Floor to the couch lets (Bounce!)
Came to turn this sh** (Out!)
And when the sun come up Ima (Bounce!)
[Verse 2: Callon B]
Now this the part of the night to make a key decision
It's either onto the next or play the cop position
And Ima cuff her, play it cool get her number
Probably won't due to circumstances I am under
The influence of alcohol I gets stupid
So many beautiful lady's I'm stuck choosin'
What are you doin? Bring you and your friends over to my table
What ever they can't do I'm able
Except drive but we'll worry about that in due time
Ain't afraid of the wheel, I think I'll do fine
And that's Jack talkin prolly a good choice to back off him
But I don't choose wisely that often
Where the after party at I heard its last call
Then I stood up it hit me like a fast ball
f** it, give me a bucket, yeah that's all....
I'm bad off
[Chorus: Callon B]
[Verse 3: Callon B]
Blacked out about time to pa** out
Cash out and take the lady's to my dads house
I mean my house what the hell am I thinkin
Come outside I have a ride waitin
Kentucky backroads laughing at the 5-0
Shortly after that we arrive home
The nights old but the sun ain't up yet
Better keep going or I could get upset
Hope later I can get you undressed
Just an idea I thought I would suggest
More Gin for you and your friends
Now we swinging back and forth like a door hinge
All over me I ain't have to force it
About that time for intercourse its
Important to show my proportion
We'll worry about our mistakes in the morning
[Chorus: Callon B]