[Verse 1:] There is no medication to cure me I'm mental patient I'm sorry you had to see me this way but the frustration k**ing me in the morning more than the evening more in the morning Cause when I wake up it doesn't leave me It's not a dream when I look in the mirror my enemy isn't staring at me Though I'm stuck with his memory I guess I should just say it and stop trying to tell you... OK there's something I have to tell you... [Hook:] I was a fat guy! I was a big fat guy! I was a fat guy! It's no wonder I stayed inside! [Verse 2:] This is nothing to kick dirt on If you're thin you get your flirt on When your fat you make love with your shirt on I'm dying to hide yellow inside you can't hurt me I'm already being myself up at 230 I could miss a lunch switched from cap'n crunch to wheaties Being such a high risk for diabetes If the fantasy in my head could see the day I would jump around and run to my ex and say...
[Hook:] I was a fat guy! I was a big fat guy! I was a fat guy! And now I'm truly alive! I was a fat guy! Why was I so ugly inside? I was a fat guy! I'm so happy I could just die! [Verse 3:] I just wanted to lose some weight you know And drop a couple of LB's Maybe drop a few pants sizes Get the fat snaked from around my heart And clean out my arteries I remember I was watching Fight Club with my ex-girlfriend And the part came up where he had b**h tits and she laughed! And I had b**h tits, so that means she was really laughing at me I was just tired of feeling like sh** you know? I figured if I lost the weight I might not feel like sh** any more But guess what I still feel like sh**! They say you are what you eat That means I went from sh** to a vegetable And the worst part about it is I was happier when I was fat and on d** I went from fantasizing about women To fantasizing about food I can't eat anymore