Oh! Gram'pa Gran'ma's got a sockin' mop To sock you on your playboy top Oh! Gram'pa Look out, look out Look out, look out Oh! Gram'pa You got home at half past two Gran'ma's salty and mad at you Oh! Gram'pa Look out, look out Look out, look out You said you was going up to the lodge Well Gran'ma's on to that trick You better learn the art of duck 'n' dodge Cause Gran'ma saw you with a real young chick Oh! Gram'pa Get some wings and fly real high
Cause Gran'ma dug your no good lie Oh! Gram'pa Look out, look out Look out, look out You was going up to the lodge Well Gran'ma's on to that trick Say, you better learn the art of duck'n'dodge Cause Gran'ma saw you with a real young chick Oh! Gram'pa Get some wings and fly real high Gran'ma's dug your no good lie Oh! Gram'pa You better get help to yourself old man Look out, Gram'pa, look out