[Chorus]
What will you do when diarrhea strikes?
They say that it can happen anytime and anyplace
I'll tell you what I'll do when diarrhea strikes
I'll sh** my brains out upon a f*ggot-slave's face
[Verse 1]
My stomach ain't a fan of lactose
So after my big a** breaks your backbone
I'm ridin' your broken spine straight into the bathroom
I know it takes some grits
But we all get the sh**s
And that includes you 'cause I only feed you cat-food
So toughen up and be a man and take my sh** right in your throat
If you refuse my a**'s gift then swear to Christ, it's all she wrote
Not only is your gut gettin' flattened by my rump
But you'll be doin' much more than a-eatin' my dump
Your co*ks**in'-a** face is going right into the toilet
A flashback to high-school when your a** gets a swirlie
You've gotten f**ed up enough to know my a** ain't girly
I'm gross as all hell, fartin', sh**tin', and pissin'
The toilet seat's a tough target and I always wind up missin'
That's okay, your a** is there to lick up the seat
You're smart enough to follow orders, 'cause if not you get beat!
Alright, so that's not true, your a** is gettin' kicked anyway
But, n***a, my a** is so fine, that I'd consider it a getaway
Best booty on the goddamn earth, f*g, that's what many say
So you can take it like a big boy, I know that I'm a heavyweight
[Chorus]
[fart sounds]