[Chorus: Colleen Rodney]
Come on, n***a-slave, go 'head and take a bow
I'm well-aware and proud to say that I'm a f**in' fat cow
A motherf**in' looker but I'm pretty damn big
So bow to your Mistress, slave, I'm a fat pig
[Verse 1: Ana Underwood]
Starvin' slave a**es down to eighty-two pounds
While Mistress a**es fatten up and get pillowy and round
Yeah, I'm two-hundred and thirty now, fatter than all hell
If you weren't underfed and tortured, wouldn't life be swell?
Well, tough sh**! Settin' you loose? I couldn't fathom it
The second I let you out the door, you'd probably go and tattle, sh**
I'm so ga**y, I put too many burritos in my (tummy!)
You'll get to eat 'em when they're comin' out my a** (yummy!)
Big f**in' girl with minuscule f**in' troubles
I'm eatin' gourmet foods while all that's fillin' you is rubble
I don't need a slave for money, I do this all for sh**s and giggles
I love the sight of slaves smothered and I love to feel 'em wiggle
Chillax, b**h, it's not like you have a reason to give
The most food you've eaten in days is this fart I'm 'bout to give
*fart sound*
Swallow that sh** up, f*g, it's the most for awhile
Your face stuffed in my a** and your head against the tiles
[Chorus]
[Bridge: Colleen]
Bubbly, chubby, greasy, grimy
bu*tery, heavy, pudgy, slimy
Paunchy, podgy, potbelly
Overweight fata**, smelly as can be
[Verse 2: Ca**idy Welsh]
My a** is almost just as big as your whole f*ggot body
So you know that any time in which you choose to be naughty
You're gettin' the damn hammer, oh yeah, you'll probably be clamored
But you're so enamored with this a** that you'll probably fall in amour
What's that, f*g? I can't understand you with my fat a** upon your nose
I feel a fart comin' on, it ain't gon' smell like no rose
It's gonna stink! Make sure you s** that sh** all in
It's easy now, b**h, just wait 'til hardcore sh** begins
The toilet's ten feet away and I feel piss inside my twat
Drink it up! Check out this stream o' piss, there sure's a lot!
And stop whinin', you should be lucky nothing's comin' out the other end
*sound of bowels* sh**, co*ks**er, you ought to think again!
I ain't sh**tin' on the carpet though, so carry me to my stool
My a** upon the toilet bowl, it's a throne that I rule
Grunt 'cause it hurts like a c*nt, bein' caught up with constipation
But the sh**'s out my a** now, now it's up to you to swallow my creation
Goddamn! My a** is growin' and it's bigger than ever
And when am I gonna release you from enslavement? (n***a, never!)
[Chorus]
[Verse 3: Colleen Rodney]
Whether I'm sittin' on your gut or wipin' my sh**ter on your tongue
Or if my a** is on your throat and it's flattenin' your lungs
You know you love the way I torture you and love your mistreatment
Don't try to hide it or deny it, f*ggot, I can see ya skeetin'
You just jizzed and truth be told, I might start cummin' myself
Because I'm gettin' to do the only job at which I excel
A slaveholder, my duty is just to beat the sh** out n******gs
Plus my sh**ter's gettin' ga**ier, and my a** is gettin' bigger
If I'm standin' upon your face with all my weight for days
And no matter how f**ed-up your sh** looks, you'll still be givin' me praise
It don't matter if I should beat you or should straight-up kick your a**
'Cause you'll still be complimentin' all of my sh** and my gas
And another thing alongside that is that you're decreasing in size
You're less than eighty-five pounds, I can see the sadness in your eyes
But you know that you have to kiss a** and if you show any despise
Than you're f**ing gettin' your lungs choked out right in between my thighs
Yeah, motherf**er, I'm a fata**, I took the "lean" out "Colleen"
So just stuff it and stick your a** right under my big-a** jeans
[Chorus]
[Bridge]