(Intro)
Man, i got no girlfriend so i can't hump
Yeah, the strip club's way too far, ive got no car
So everything i can do is fap....
[Hook]
Im gonna masturbate
Im gonna masturbate
Im gonna masturbate
All f**ing night (x2)
Yeah
(Verse 1)
Yo, faping is my hobby
Go to p**nhub
That's a luxury
It started in 5th grade
I was way too f**ing young
But it would make no difference if i start today
b**h, nothing's gonna stop me till' im f**ing dead!
[HOOK]
(Verse 2)
Wakin' up today, but before i'll stay i have a feeling, morning Wood, high as the ceeling
But im gonna fap till im gonna die
Make it stand, or i will cry
b**h, nothing's gonna stop me till i f**ing die!!!
[Hook x2]