Well I thought I found the girl for me
She had long legs nice hair and a shaved p**y
But no matter how hard I tried
the girl and I could not see eye to eye
But now I know what I need to make my life so complete
I need a girl that chews copenhagen
When she opens up her mouth
all her teeth are falling out
I need a girl that chews Copenhagen
Hey baby, I think that maybe I love you
Watching football sunday afternoons
and we'd always share the same spittoon
I'd be her girl and she'd by my man
Consumate our love with a new fresh can
and we'll save up all of our lids
to get that pool table for the kids
I need a girl that chews copenhagen
When she opens up her mouth
all her teeth are falling out
I need a girl that chews copenhagen
Hey baby I think that maybe I love you
Hey baby I think that maybe
I get stupid when your here stupid
Hey baby, I think that maybe I love you
Gonna get you girl
Gonna get you girl
Gonna get you girl
Gonna get you girl
Gonna get you girl
Gonna get you girl
Gonna get you girl
Gonna get you girl