[Verse 1]
Went to Joe's to have a drink
Find a little place to think about [?] colored green
When I saw a girl I'd never seen
She looked like a cover of a magazine
Like Vogue or Women's Health
And I could tell that she was educated
Reading a book about one hundred pages or more, showing off
So I opened up with a cool icebreaker
Let's go to the back of my Studebaker, but no
She blew me off
[Verse 2]
Didn't seem to be impressed
It couldn't be the way I'm dressed, tight jeans, no shoes
She had eyes like big old diamonds
She had eyes that were made for climbing up and up and up
Come on baby I ain't whistlin' dixie
If I left I think you'd know you'd miss me, don't
Act like you wouldn't
Now, I ain't saying that you won't regret it
But after a couple of drinks I think you might forget or
Maybe you couldn't
[Chorus]
I may not be an artist of a work of art
But I know you need some loving and my car is parked
Back at home with the gas light on
And the damn thing just won't start
[Verse 3]
Went to Joe's to have a drink
Find a little place to think about [?] colored green
When I saw a girl I'd never seen
She looked like a cover of a magazine
Like Vogue or Women's Health
And I could tell that she was educated
Reading a book about one hundred pages or more, showing off
So I opened up with a cool icebreaker
Let's go to the back of my Studebaker, but no
She blew me off
[Chorus]x2