I was just a pirate
I didn't understand the sea
And when I looked upon it
It never said much to me
At night as I laid in the cabin
I dreamt of cutting sail
As the crew sat around and played poker
I knew that I would fail
Oh no, I won't pa** the brig all together
Oh no, if I could only sing, I'd be alright
The captain, he stood sturdy
As he firmly turned the wheel
He looked at me with his one eye
Saying, "Son, how do you feel?"
And to this I had no answer
Just a longing for the shore
And the captain he grew angry
Saying, "You're what planks are for"
Oh no, I won't pa** the brig all together
Oh no, iif I could only sing, I'd be alright
Oh no, I won't pa** the brig all together
Oh no, if I could only sing, I'd be alright