I see you in your office Sending and recieving checks But i know the quest for money Comes from a quest for s** So i cut to the chase And forgot about my job And decided to stay home wit yo mama on my knob I can see you laughing so i guess you think its funny But while your getting drunk, I've been gettin honey And by tommorow night youll be hungover and sick And ill be at my home wit yo mama on my dick (Chorus) Your mama's on the top of my things to do list Your mama's on the top of my things to do list Your mama's on the top of my things to do list Your mama's on the top of my things to do list Thinking your the man Well i am bringing news Our manhoods being measured by the woman that we choose And you can't earn respect if all you ever pick is s*uts So ill be staying home to let yo mama s** my nuts (Chorus) Eat more fruit, Plant more trees Learn to shoot, Travel overseas Wash the dog, Read a book Find three chinese recipes to cook Learn to waltz, and speak maltese
Ferment to invent a better feta cheese The highest they get is number two Cos number one on my list of things to do is Yo maaaamaaaaa Yo maaaamaaaaaa Yo maaamaaamaaa Yo mamaaaaa She's always on top She's always on top She's always on top She's always on top She's always on top She's always on top She's always on top She's always on top (techno) In my dream I was a cop and i stopped to arrest her Never met a who*e more hardcore so i frisked her Steamed up the beamer and needed the demister When she licked my colon cleaner than a clyster Got anotha blista from playin naked twista Raw on the floor with ya mama and ya sista Hadn't even kissed her but she still let me fist her I let her drive home pissed and said Asta la vista baby Your mama's on the top of my things to do list Your mama's on the top of my things to do list Your mama's on the top of my things to do list Your mama's on the top of my things to do list