Hey, April, April where you been
I'm putting up the tree
You got everything in you that a boy could want
Except for probably me
So I wanna spend Christmas in April
Christmas in April
Christmas in April
That's what I'll do
Yeah, I wanna spend Christmas in April
Christmas in April
Christmas in April with you
Hey, May, May since you gone away
The holiday's got old
You had the tightest tights and the teeth so white
Like a walking centerfold
And I wanna spend Christmas in May
Christmas in May
Christmas in May
That's what I'll do
I'm gonna spend Christmas in May
Christmas in May
Christmas in May with you
Oh, June, June take away the gloom
You're hotter than a bottle rocket going to the moon
If I don't say it now I might speak too soon
So put on a Santa hat and tell me what to do
It's Christmas in June
Christmas in June
Christmas in June
That's who I'll do
I wanna have Christmas in June
Christmas in June
Christmas In June with you
(Merry Christmas all three of you)