[Interlude: Looney Lion]
It's our sofa we can s** who we want
It's our sofa we can f** who we want
It's our sofa we can hump who we want
Eat out who we want
Motor boat who we want (2X)
[Verse 1]
Tampons and vibrators laying everywhere
I'm f**ing you up cause I don't care
Cause I came and my head hurts a lot now
And this weed was snorted, not smoking, ow wow
If you're ready to lose your virginity
Come to our facility
Deflowering girls ever since the nineties
And through the first time pains, it's still mighty
[Hook]
So bow chicka wow wow, ready to get plowed?
You are a fat cow
Come on, girl, take a bow
This is my dick
Those are your flaps
And we will s**
And we will f**
Can't you see that we show no signs of malice
All I want's for you to s** my phallus
And we will s**
And we will f**
I don't give a damn if I gotta go to work
It's my bu*t and I will twerk
[Interlude]
[Verse 2]
We all hope for wives with big bu*ts
That'll let us go to strip clubs
Sipping wet farts from an old straw
Out of your cold a** till it thaws
Snorting a line in the bathroom
Eating some chocolate in the bathroom
Found a bloody Maxi-pad
Thing of this period some girl had, yeah yeah
[Hook]
[Interlude]
[Bridge]
It's our sofa we can s** who we want to
It's our couch we can f** who we want to
It's your bu*t, you can twerk if you want to
It's my mouth, I can eat you out if I want to
[Hook, minus first five bars]