So you've put yourself on d**h row
It's where you want to be
You're wasting your life doing blow
f**, I'm glad it's you not me
You look like d**h warmed over
Wrinkled old and pale
Every spike that stabs your arm
May as well be a coffin nail
Well your so f**ing cool
Cos you live so f**ing fast
The odds are in favor
You just won't f**ing last
Coke is crap, you know it's sh**
A f**ing waste of time
You're just an a**hole mixing hits
Or snorting up that line
Playing baseball's even worse
The fastest d**hrace thru town
At five bucks a freebase toke
You look like a f**ing clown
Coke is crap, the real thing
Cla**ic sh** for cla**ic fools
Well you're a cla**ic a**hole
Cos you think it f**ing rules
You buy your broads with blow
A few lines are worth a f**
But when your snowstorm melts
You'll be out of f**ing luck
You say you don't put out cash
To get your pecker wet
Bread or blow it doesn't matter
who*es are all you get
You've burned all of your friends
And owe all over towns
Just to ride the terror train
To fall, sorry I mean come down
Coke is real you poor lost souls
Coke's the real thing for real a**holes
Real a**holes just like you