Hang on St. Christopher(2) through the smoke and the oil Buckle down the rumble seat, let the radiator boil Got an overhead downshift and a two dollar grill Got an 85 cabin on an 85 hill Hang on St. Christopher on the pa**enger side Open it up, tonight the Devil can ride Hang on St. Christopher with a barrel house(3) dog Kick me up Mount Baldy(4), throw me out in the fog Tear a hole in the jack pot, drive a stake through his heart Do a 100 on the grapevine, do a jump on the start Hang on St. Christopher, now don't let me go Get me to Reno(8) and bring it in low, yeah Hang on St. Christopher with the hammer to the floor
Put a hi ball in the crank case(5), nail a crow to the door Get a bottle for the jockey(6), gimme a 294 There's a 750 Norton(7) bustin' down January's door Hang on St. Christopher on the pa**enger side Open it up, tonight the Devil can ride Hang on St. Christopher and don't let me go Get to me Reno, got to bring it in low Put my baby on the flat car, got to burn down the caboose Get 'em all jacked up(9) on whiskey, then we'll turn the mad dog loose Hang on St. Christopher on the pa**enger side Open it up, tonight the Devil can ride, yeah Oh yeah.