[?] Written on the door That bucket of blood Staying open 'til 4 Ain't hard to find A great big neon sign There' I tell you three things Whiskey, beer, and wine Hardwood bar Rickety stool Cigarette machine Selling Camels and Kools You can solve your problems One drink at a time You can fix anything over Whiskey, beer, and wine Dirty little fire room Kept the lights down low Icing down the long necks
'Til they as nice and cold Oh you can sit down an order A bottle of waste your mind Three ways we get high Whiskey, beer, and wine Corner booth in the back Well they have the dice Sit down at a table Shoot craps all night Like in the good ol days Drink your troubles good bye You can solve your problems One drink at a time You can fix anything over Whiskey, beer, and wine