[Intro: Penis Bailey & Lil Dinky]
Penis Bailey: Yeah baby, it's the Buckwheat Groats, what it do, y'all?
A lot of y'all know us as famous rappers...
Lil Dinky: Actors...
PB: Entrepreneurs...
LD: Philanthropists...
PB: And world famous s** icons, but what they really don't know, is that we're dads too, man. We got kids, hundreds of kids all around the world
LD: This one goes out to all the seeds, baby
[Verse 1: Penis Bailey]
It's Penis Bailey, I'm your motherf**in' dad, ho
I know I ain't been the best father, that's my bad yo
You see your daddy is a motherf**in' G
And child rearin', man that life just ain't for me
I know your mom was prayin' Penis Bailey would be stayin'
But I had to make my way ‘cuz ratchet hoes I must be layin'
Every night a different groupie, no condom on
Now I got mad kids - rap game octomom
No time for a family, rather wile out with my clique
Your mama probably wanna Lorena Bobbit my dick
But I just couldn't be in a monogamous relationship
I'd rather be wasted and layin' dick up in a naked chick
You couldn't see me coaching Little Leage
Rather get my pickle squeezed by a chick with triple-D's
Look, I'm just trying to give you some perspective...
Your mom is just a girl that I had s** with, and the truth is...
[Hook: Penis Bailey & Lil' Dinky]
You're just a nut I busted (You're just a nut I busted), You're just a nut I busted
Your mama should have never thought a Groat could be trusted
You ain't really my kid, you just a nut I busted
I know it brings you sorrow and pain
Probably shoulda settled for brain, but you don't hear me though
I wish I could buy you j**els, diamond encrusted
But in reality you're just a nut I busted
[Verse 2: Lil Dinky]
Lil' Dinky, man I got so many damn kids
My kids got kids, I got grandkids
I got black, white, Asian, and tan kids
Toddlers, tweens, full grown man kids
And this goes out to y'all, I don't know where to start
You blasted out my balls, straight into my heart
But you gotta understand your daddy Dinky's famous
Ain't got time to read you stories or learn what your name is
I ain't the man to kiss your ouchies, or wipe your poopy
I'm just trying to smoke dutchies, and pipe a groupie
But you'll always be a part of me...
(Mariah Carey voice) And I'm a part of you indefinitely...
Cuz I fed your mama ecstasy, she put her booty where my testes be
And best believe that's a bond you can't break
Now give me a handshake and please get the f** up out my face
Can I live??
[Hook: Penis Bailey & Lil' Dinky]
You're just a nut I busted (You're just a nut I busted), You're just a nut I busted
Your mother's a** was just a bu*t I lusted, I never wanted kids you're just a nut I busted
I know it brings you sorrow and pain
Probably shoulda settled for brain, but you don't hear me though
I wish I could buy you j**els, diamond encrusted
But in reality you're just a nut I busted
[Outro]
Can't see ‘em coming down my eyes, so I had to make the song cry
Daddy loves you