Though I seem cool, calm and collected
Making my way to hipster with gla**es
Was a little more than just nerve wracking
Kinda just counted on her to turn me into goo
Praise whatever, it ended in a smile
Cause for a bit, a tad, a little while
I expected you two to save the day with sly remarks
Like he's-so-cute's and whatever-you-want's
Though the white jacket didn't fit
But the friends I came with did, perfectly
Snugged right to my body
Like sad movies and late night drinks
Could've guessed by the end of the hour
There was more than just a little smile on my face
Covered in custard and cookies and cream
Pissed off I had to leave, but all has to end
You got a smile that could light this town and we might need it
Cause it gets dark around here, real dark around here
Most of my old friends I can only stand for the weekend
But that doesn't apply here, doesn't apply here
The day started with a bloody drip and a taste on my lips
That was a lot less than desired
Awkward moments to the side
Not all expiring fast
A tank top that didn't cover a thing
And a zipped down hoodie, zipped to the bottom
Had you laughing every time
No matter how many chest hairs there were in sight
You got a smile that could light this town and we might need it
Cause it gets dark around here, real dark around here
Most of my old friends I can only stand for the weekend
But that doesn't apply here, doesn't apply here, no it don't