I'll be your guide in Goodfood.
I'll show you all around.
Folks looking for delicious food
Know here is where it's found.
If you're looking for creamed camel,
I can tell you where to go.
There's another place I really like.
They have great iguana gumbo.
If you're not very hungry,
Here's what you can do:
Stop by the Cricketarium
For a cup of cricket stew.
Some snicker at our food.
I can't understand why.
We only eat tasty stuff;
For example, fresh fried fly.
There's strange food in this world,
On that we can agree.
Go to our weird food museum;
It's amazing what you'll see.
There are hotdogs, pizza, burgers,
And a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Wouldn't it make you sick
To have to eat that stuff?