It's a totally boring day. I'm sure it will anger my mother. But there's nothing better to do I'll pick a fight with my brother. On second thought, a fight Might not be so fun. My brother's a lot bigger. I'm the little one.
He'll get really mad, And chase me down the hall, Twist me like a pretzel, Bounce me like a ball. I will not start a fight And anger darling mother. But deep down inside I wish I had a little brother.