{over applause} [1, 2, 3…]
I bet you think I want you for my slave
But not all musicians play stupid games
I bet you think the way I look – I'm gay
Don't be afraid, I just dress this way
Now everybody thinks that I'm a sneaky young man
Who's out for someone's lady friend
But you're that kind of girl and baby after all
I am your only ticket to the Players' Ball
Put on your lace and your bu*ton down pants
Terry's gonna teach you a brand new dance
Don't be afraid of the trip or fall
Everyone's in love at the Players' Ball
Do your parents work at night or day?
I will stop by and we'll go out and play
There's other girls but they're all the same
If I had you everything would change
Now everybody thinks that we take off our clothes
Get high and make love all night long
But all we do is sing and dance ‘til morning light
And if the feeling's groovy, we can kiss all night
Put on your lace and your bu*ton down pants
Terry's gonna teach you a brand new dance
Don't be afraid of the trip or fall
Everyone's in love at the Players' Ball
I've been accused of a hit and run
Come take a chance and we'll have some fun
Hey…ho
Da, da, da, da, da, oooh
How'd you like to take a ride?
Come here, girl and get funky
Put on your lace and your bu*ton down pants
Terry's gonna teach you a brand new dance
Don't be afraid of the trip or fall
Everyone's in love at the Players' Ball
Put on your lace and your bu*ton down pants
Terry's gonna teach you a brand new dance
Don't be afraid of the trip or fall
Everyone's in love at the Players' Ball