I finally caved in, became one of them Another mindless a**hole I play Words With Friends hours on end Like all those other a**holes But why, oh why, did I make the sudden change? Oh yeah, because my Blackberry broke But now that I have my new rectangular friend Other phones just seem like a joke Oh, Berry... I loved you, Berry... I only kind of liked you, Berry... Oh, on second thought, you were a sh** friend, Berry... And I'm glad you're gone because I've got an iPhone and it's got it going on
Apps, apps, this thing's got apps This one makes fart noises, what'd you think of that? Doob-a-bah-a-doob-a-doo-apps! Oh, and this one has Siri! Siri, why is Tyler Perry so popular? (f**face McGinty, I don't understand black people) What the f**? Whoa! Siri is racist! Oh, and I named myself f**face McGinty. I don't even wear gla**es... what is, what is this?! I don't pop my collar! Who have I become?! iPhone, youPhone, weallPhone for iPhone...