God made the sky, air, Earth and heavens
Breathed life into you Eve, demanded your reverence
A tour of the grounds, offered dominion
A dowry enough for relations hymenean
The creatures of Earth witnessed your dynastic birth
To rule, to subdue, a suitable helper for you
You tore a rib from your flesh, gave life from your chest
Flowers, garlands, and herbs
To beast, bird, insect, and worm
You knew we had nothing to hide, You knew we had nothing to hide
Now Eve the creator, free-thought vindicator attracted the angels' celestial favor
Bone from her bone and flesh from her flesh a binary fission, bypa**ing a creche
Lord says kneel, crawl and these women must take the fall
So the Serpent was sent to stop God's little malcontents
To strip them of favor, demand subservience
Extracting the life from your ribs, the father is envious of his kids
You knew we had nothing to hide, You knew we had nothing to hide
Obey, obey, obey
Millennia have pa**ed and not much changed; Far be it that I should write thee sin or blame
Or think the unbefitting holiest place; Whose bed is undefiled and purely chaste
Of virtue, and place, and innocence; defaming, impure God takes offense
Whatever hypocrites they talk
Dear Bacchus punishes priss, you punish those who are not
Pandora, Ca**andra, this is it, so listen b**h!
No woman, no woman, no woman, cuts off God's dick!