When the president talks to God Are the conversations brief or long? Does he ask to rape our womens' rights Or to send poor farm kids off to die? Will the president recommend an oil hike When the president talks to God? When the president talks to God Are the words he chooses hard or soft? Does he resolute all down the line? Is every issue black or white? Does what God say ever change his mind When the president talks to God? When the president talks to God Does he fake that drawl or merely nod? Agree which convicts should be k**ed? Where the prison's built and filled? Which voter fraud must be concealed When the president talks to God? When the president talks to God
I wonder which one plays the better cop We should find some jobs, the ghetto's broke No, they're lazy, George, I say we don't Just give 'em more liquor stores and dirty coke That's what God recommends When the president talks to God Do they drink near beer and go play golf When they pick which country should we invade And which m**m souls still can be saved? Yeah I guess God just calls a spade a spade When the president talks to God When the president talks to God Does he ever think that maybe he's not? That that voice is just inside his head When he kneels down in the presidential bed Does he ever smell his own bullsh** When the president talks to God? I doubt it