Just got hit, just got nailed
Argument, but for peace it must be quelled
You predecessor actually failed
That's why you're here, can't you tell?
Don't feel bad, don't be in anguish
Forgiving, magnanimous
We all agree, unanimous
No arguing, no one querulous
Everybody was quite zealous
Stay in shape, so salubrious
Stay excited, not lugubrious
Standards high, I'm fastidious
Based on the circumstances, I stay precarious
Don't like to fight, a pacifist
You wouldn't hit a guy with gla**es!
Now I'm bored, apathetic
Now I'm tired, lethargic
Ahora perezoso, indolent
Now I repeat, redundant
Now I repeat, redundant
That pun was meant to be blatant
Now I'm ecstatic, exultant
C'est le denouement