You say either and I say either
You say neither and I say neither
Either either, neither neither
Let's call the whole thing off
You like potato and I like potahto
You like tomato and I like tomahto
Potato potahto, tomato tomahto
Let's call the whole thing off
Oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
And oh, if we ever part
Then that might break my heart
So if you like pyjamas and I like pyjahmas
I'll wear pyjamas and give up pyajahmas
For we know we need each other so we
Better call the calling off off
Let's call the whole thing off
You say laughter and I say larfter
You say after and I say arfter
Laughter larfter, after arfter
Let's call the whole thing off
You like vanilla and I like vanella
You saspiralla and I saspirella
Vanilla vanella, chocolate and strawberry
Let's call the whole thing off
Oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
And oh, if we ever part
Then that might break my heart
So if you go for oysters and I go for ersters
I'll order oysters and cancel the ersters
For we know we need each other so we
Better call the calling off off
Let's call the whole thing off
Let's call the whole thing off
It's off