Setzer I saw a man on a TV show, he said: "Don't drink alcohol Please, don't smoke no cigarettes Don't drink no coffee at all" Later on, I'm watchin' the news And the man from the TV show was stopped by the cops And in his trunk was a suitcase full of… well, you know Eveybody's up to something Everybody's got something goin' on Nobody's up to nothing Everybody's done somebody wrong Eveybody's up to something Everybody's got to sing their song Nobody's up to nothing Come on everybody, sing along Well, the preacher man is callin' on you To live a much better life "Get to the church on time, say all your prayers Don't covet thy neighbour's wife" The preacher man was surprised to see Disserssion in the ranks When the feds moved in It was soon found out he had a billion in the bank Eveybody's up to something Everybody's got something goin' on Nobody's up to nothing Everybody's done somebody wrong
Eveybody's up to something Everybody's got to sing their song Nobody's up to nothing Come on everybody, sing along Well, everybody's got something to say About practically everything The can feed the poor, they can tax the rich They can even make Ashlee sing If I'm doin' something that's botherin' you Don't be tellin' it nationwide 'Cause everybody in the whole wide world Got a little bit of something to hide Eveybody's up to something Everybody's got something goin' on Nobody's up to nothing Everybody's done somebody wrong Eveybody's up to something Everybody's got to sing their song Nobody's up to nothing Come on everybody, sing along Eveybody's up to something Everybody's got something goin' on Nobody's up to nothing Everybody's done somebody wrong Eveybody's up to something Everybody's got to sing their song Nobody's up to nothing Come on everybody, sing along