I found heavy metal
when I was just a kid
it grabbed by the nards like no other music did
I became obsessed with it I had to have it faster
more heavy and more brutal
metal was my master
Master
one day I met this dirt bag
moved here from the city
started talking metal
said my taste was sh**ty
then he tried to challenge me because I didn't look it
want to know who's really metal?
f**ing see you in the pit
you claim that I'm not metal?
Bunch of sh** your talkin
you say I'm not hard enough and I should stick to Dokken
metal's a competition I'm not hardcore like you
well may you think your metal, I'm more metal than you
played D&D with Dio
I'm more metal than you
got kicked out of Rock In Rio
I'm more metal than you
I licked Lemmy's mole
I'm more metal than you
my cat's name is Man-o-War
I'm more metal than you
solo
metal is inside me
I guess it always will be
liked it since im 10
and now im f**ing 40
yeah I'm still obsessed it, I always want it faster,
more evil and more f**ed up
will always be master
master
Bater
One day I met this dickhead
said that I'm a poser
because I look like a creepy daddy
And there's something in my noser???
he said I wasn't metal guess I could debate it
but we should turn our anger on the a**holes that hate it
your telling me your metal
but not compared to me!
I'm Slayer and you're nickleback or seven mary three
metal's not a competition guess it is for you
you may think your metal but I'm more metal than you
Bruce Dickinson is my co-pilot
I'm more metal than you
liked Anvil before the movie
I'm more metal than you
King Diamond sent me a Christmas card
I'm more metal than you
I'd headbu*t Sharon Osbourne
I'm more metal than you
more metal than you (x3)
One of the things I love about being a metal head is when you meet another metal fan
its like meeting a brother or sister you didn't know
but every once in awhile you meet an a**hole that challenges you
it becomes who's more metal,
dude I'm a grown man
you know what, I could tell you how metal I am but I'd rather have my friends sing it
Mark, tell them how metal I am
he's so f**ing metal (Mark O)
that's right, I'm super f**ing metal
super f**ing metal (Mark O)
solo
You say that I'm not metal?
You don't f**ing know me.
I'm Slayer, Venom, Mayhem
you're white lion blowin Jovi
if metal is a competition, game over you're through
you thought that you were metal, I'm more metal than you
I'd burn a church in Norway
I'm more metal than you
I can name four guys in Krokus
I'm more metal than you
Gene Simmons was my mohel
I'm more metal than you
I'd give Halford a hand job
I'm more metal than you
more metal than you (x3)