I found heavy metal
When I was just a kid
It grabbed by the nards like no other music did
I became obsessed with it I had to have it faster
More heavy and more brutal
Metal was my master
Master
One day I met this dirt bag
Moved here from the city
Started talking metal
Said my taste was sh**ty
Then he tried to challenge me because I didn't look it
Want to know who's really metal?
f**ing see you in the pit
You claim that I'm not metal?
Bunch of sh** your talkin
You say I'm not hard enough and I should stick to Dokken
Metal's a competition I'm not hardcore like you
Well may you think your metal, I'm more metal than you
Played D&D with Dio
I'm more metal than you
Got kicked out of Rock In Rio
I'm more metal than you
I licked Lemmy's mole
I'm more metal than you
My cat's name is Man-o-War
I'm more metal than you
Solo
Metal is inside me
I guess it always will be
Liked it since im 10
And now im f**ing 40
Yeah I'm still obsessed it, I always want it faster
More evil and more f**ed up
Will always be master
Master
Bater
One day I met this dickhead
Said that I'm a poser
Because I look like a creepy daddy
And there's something in my noser???
He said I wasn't metal guess I could debate it
But we should turn our anger on the a**holes that hate it
Your telling me your metal
But not compared to me!
I'm Slayer and you're nickleback or seven mary three
Metal's not a competition guess it is for you
You may think your metal but I'm more metal than you
Bruce Dickinson is my co-pilot
I'm more metal than you
Liked Anvil before the movie
I'm more metal than you
King Diamond sent me a Christmas card
I'm more metal than you
I'd headbu*t Sharon Osbourne
I'm more metal than you
More metal than you (x3)
One of the things I love about being a metal head is when you meet another metal fan
Its like meeting a brother or sister you didn't know
But every once in awhile you meet an a**hole that challenges you
It becomes who's more metal
Dude I'm a grown man
You know what, I could tell you how metal I am but I'd rather have my friends sing it
Mark, tell them how metal I am
He's so f**ing metal (Mark O)
That's right, I'm super f**ing metal
Super f**ing metal (Mark O)
Solo
You say that I'm not metal?
You don't f**ing know me
I'm Slayer, Venom, Mayhem
You're white lion blowin Jovi
If metal is a competition, game over you're through
You thought that you were metal, I'm more metal than you
I'd burn a church in Norway
I'm more metal than you
I can name four guys in Krokus
I'm more metal than you
Gene Simmons was my mohel
I'm more metal than you
I'd give Halford a hand job
I'm more metal than you
More metal than you (x3)