Oh babe, I was feeling so horny The night became a p**n movie Your performance was phoney Auf Wiedersehen b**h! Driving in a hired van Down the autobahn ???? out to an 82 We got out for some sauerkraut And a walk about And a devil came into view She must have smelt my money cos her nipples were hard It only took a week before she maxed out my card I kicked her off in Düsseldorf Then our next day off she appeared in Tokyo Even though she was just a 'ho I could not let go She wouldn't listen to me when I said Oh babe, I was feeling so horny The night became a p**n movie Your performance was phoney Auf Wiedersehen b**h! Back off, don't you try to control me
I'd rather die a bit lonely I've got my hands to console me Auf Wiedersehen b**h! She lick my man Like it was marzipan Like a German can It was "sehr gut dankeschön" Things went bad cos she went mad She even told my Dad When she saw other girls hanging around She's only here on Wednesday and she thinks she's my wife Went routing through her handbag, sh** myself, there's a knife Oh babe, I was feeling so horny The night became a p**n movie Your performance was phoney Auf Wiedersehen b**h! Back off, don't you try to control me I'd rather die being lonely I've got my hands to console me Auf Wiedersehen b**h!