I know of a girl who'll stab you in the heart You'll wake up suddenly to find your house is blown apart She'll stick needles in your arms and chuckle while you bleed And stuff her bra with screwdrivers and fix your car for free Keep her away from me, keep her away Do me a favor ask her nicely Stay the f** away Turned up the heater in my aquarium last night And in the morning ate my angel fish with a frosty Miller Lite
She put ink around my bong that caused a ring around my lips Then threw my stoned a** down the stairs; that's how I broke my hip (Chorus) Pushed me down the seawall where I was dancing on a rock- Then spilled my beer on an extension cord; that's how I burnt my... Keep her away from me I'm drinking on the beach The sun went down the band came on I love Donovan's Reef