Things I don't remember How the hell'd we get here? How the hell did we get here? Things I don't remember Dressed up alligators How'd the hell we get here? Things I don't remember There was dressed up alligator There was cum on the piano Disco dancing neighbors Who were born in mashed potatoes Caught with our pants down Hiding in the doghouse Figured out what we're good for You're the sailor and I'm the port Things I don't remember We undressed for the tailor Your skin was lightly salted Opened up a can of loud mouth malted High fives in your eyes Pushed the gas and now I'm kissing your thighs Looking for a purpose How'd the hell'd we get here? There were things I don't remember
There was messed up alligator There were endless conversations No one's mouths were really moving All them dumpsters overflowing All my malevolent intentions Things I don't remember I figured out what I'm good for Making anything look better How the hell could I blame her? Even then I was a sailor There were jokes that never land Every hand was tipped in subliminal sand Things I don't remember There was undressed for the tailor There are jokes that couldn't land There were disco dancing neighbors They were born in mashed potatoes There was no town, Motown There were things I don't remember Dressed up alligator How the hell'd we get here? How the hell'd we get here?