I WAS ALL CAUGHT UP WITH MYSELF ON THE HIGHWAY LATE ONE NIGHT DRIVIN ALONG LIKE A BAT OUTTA HELL WHEN I OBSERVED AN AMAZING SIGHT WAS A LONELY APPARITION BY THE ROADSIDE STANDING THERE WITH A THUMB OUT IN THE WILDERNESS AND A HALO IN HIS HAIR Chorus GIMME A RIDE TO HEAVEN BOY AND I?LL SHOW YOU PARADISE GIMME A RIDE TO HEAVEN BOY MY NAME IS JESUS CHRIST WELL, I CAME SCREECHING TO A HALT AND I SAID ?HOP ON IN? HE SAID ?THANKS FOR THE LIFT I FORGIVE YOU OF YOUR SINS I?VE JUST COME FROM JERUSALEM WHERE THINGS ARE GOING BAD AH, GIMME A RIDE TO HEAVEN BOY, I NEED TO TALK TO MY DAD? CHORUS WELL, I DIDN?T KNOW QUITE WHAT TO DO, SO I JAMMED ?ER DOWN IN GEAR STARTED KICKING MY FEET UNDER THE SEAT, TRYIN TO HIDE THE BEER WELL, HE JUST GRINNED AND SAID ?MY FRIEND, I KNOW THIS MAY SOUND ODD
BUT YOU GOT NOTHING TO FEAR ABOUT DRINKIN THE BEER WHEN YOU?RE RIDIN WITH THE SON OF GOD CHORUS WELL, I SAW GOOD NEWS IN HIS BABY BLUES SO I PUNCHED HER TO THE FLOOR I SAID ?YOU?LL HAVE TO SHOW ME HOW TO GET THERE, I AIN?T BEEN BEFORE? WELL, IT?S PRETTY HARD TO FIND BUT I?LL GIVE YOU A LITTLE CLUE IT AIN?T SOMEWHERE UP IN THE AIR, IT?S RIGHT HERE INSIDE YOU THEN RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A PERFECT SMILE, FROM HIS ROBES HE PULLED A GUN STUCK IT RIGHT UPSIDE MY HEAD AND SAID ?HOW?S THIS FOR KINGDOM COME?? WELL, I PULLED OFF SCARED AND I HEARD HIM SAY AS HE LEFT ME BENEATH THE STARS YOU KNOW THE LORD MOVES IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS AND TONIGHT MY SON? HE?S GONNA USE YOUR CAR CHORUS