Yeah, I'm the realest
Some say a genius
Four years time I'll'a outlived Jesus
Keyses
Pull up in my Hackney, that's a taxi
Don't got no license I just snack in the back seat
Red lights off, pop a tenner to the cabby
Meter says nine, keep the quid, cla**y
They've got a glimpse, now here comes the cavalry
People flocking round me like they just wanna ask me
Whatcha doing later, wanna do this thing?
I'm like I'm gonna put that in my Blackberry
Put that in my Blackberry
Tuesday night there's some great live music
Sounds good, count me in. Oh wait, what?
Acoustic reimaginings of cla**ic rock songs with pan-pipes?
I'm'a put that in my Blackberry
Put that in my Blackberry
Am-dram Phantom
Road race on tandems
Launch of a shop that sells overpriced candles
Something advertised as reaching out to the fandom
I'm'a put that in my Blackberry
Put that in my Blackberry
Lunch at a place where they don't do cakes
Invitation from a stranger to collaborate
Fifteen rounds in the ring with a heavyweight
I'm just gonna put that in my Blackberry
Put that in my Blackberry