[Verse 1: Brendon Urie and Kenneth Harris]
I am a pirate
You are a pirate
We are pirates
Let's be pirate best friends
(It's a pirate love song)
[Verse 2: Kenneth Harris]
I see you there
Swabbing the deck
Wind blowing through your hair
And I just say: What the heck is pirate love? (pirate love)
Sometimes pirate love...
Is the only love we...
[Verse 3: Brendon Urie and Kenneth Harris]
I'm swabbing your deck
You're walking my plank
Swabbing your poop deck
I'll swab your deck if you walk my plank
You can call me Timmy and I'll call you Hank
[Chorus: Brendon Urie]
We'll be pirates together (pirates together)
We'll be pirates together (pirates together)
We'll go robbing, pillaging plunder forever
You and me can be pirates together
[Verse 4: Brendon Urie (impersonating Bryan Adams]
Looking for your sunken treasure
[Soul Asylum - Runaway Train cover: Brendon Urie]
We're pirates and we're just best friends
(?)
(Something) walk my plank and I'll swab your poop deck
No, no, pirates are my best friends
(?) I don't know why I can't find the gold
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