[Some Time Ago...]
[Pickles The Drummer]
Magnus has been kicked out of the band
I think the four of us understand
That we gotta make a record, gotta make it great
It's our very first one, it must annihilate
Since we fired the man, we are short one artist
We need to fill the void, we need a guitarist
But he's gotta fit right, gotta be the right vibe
And he's gotta f**ing rock because we are Dethklok!
[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]
I disagrees, for you sees
We don't needs no...body else! This should be a one-guitar band
Yes indeeds--Ain't nobody's goods as me, can match my speed, and conquers me!
[Pickles](Skwisgaar)
Lookin' at these hopeful auditioners all
They came from so far away...
But if you show them that you are the best
Then yes you may have your way!
If you hack them all into pieces with your mighty shredding axe
Then we will forever from this moment be a four-piece and you will be the only guitarist of Dethklok!(Allright.)
[Guitar Solo]
Shred it now!
You're going's down!
Takes one more!
This ams a war!
Shred it now!
You're going's down!
You're going's down!
Yeah!
[Skwisgaar]
I am a wizard, I am a sorcerer and I've proven to this world
That we don't need nobody; We ams a one-guitar band. Yes indeed
[Nathan Explosion, William Murderface and Pickles]
You have been bested by the master
Bow before your glowing guitar god!!
[Nathan]
Someone keeps on knocking
Someone's at the door
Let them in right now
Appears to be one more
[Young Toki]
Hellos....I'm sorry's. I got lost along the way
My name is Toki--I am just a boy here from Norway
I'm so sads I missed my auditions appointments todays
But I thinks that you should gives me a chance anyhow, because I have this....
Feeling...
Something tells me...
This was meant to be...
Do you feel this...electricity?!
Gives me...this chance!!
[Skwisgaar]
Alright...You seem so nice, it's a shames you must go downs this way...
[The Duel]
[Pickles]
Oh you did so well...
[Nathan]
But you blew the last part
[Pickles]
Oh, you were so very close...
[Nathan](Murderface)
But it all...fell apart.(And it's time for you to go.)
[Skwisgaar]
But befores you leaves, you must understand
That nobody's ever made me plays this wells...
Therefores, I wants you in this...
Band!!