[Verse 1:Nathan Explosion]
What is a hero? Who am I?
I'm a simple multi-platinum rock star, living a simple multi-platnium life
I don't know about that crazy world, just driving this A-list mile
I'm just a filthy rich economic power, and all that I need I buy! Oh!
[Chorus]
How can I be a hero when I'm just a Krillionaire?
There ain't no groupie bl**job that can help me to prepare
How can I be a hero, when I'm just a man that is larger than life?
I'm just a tiny little miniscule superstar trying to get by. Well...
[Verse 2]
[Pickles the Drummer]
Maybe if we threw this life away
We can learn to live a different way
[William Murderface]
Oh, like go back to school
And get myself a degree
In something f**ing useless
Like Psychology
[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]
Oh, I could gets myself a wifes and leads a different lifes
And hides out in the bathroom and jack offs every night
[Pickles]
Start driving a hybrid, brag I'm saving the planet
[Skwisgaar]
Quote SNL at works all days and acts like it's ad libs
[Nathan]
But if that's the life of a regular jackoff, I'd probably just k** myself
Yeah!
How can I be a hero when my dick is big a shoe?
There ain't no All Access Pa**es to help me to get through
So many items on my backstage rider but there ain't no bravery
I'm just the seventh top financial power, but I'm little old me...
[Dethklok]
How can I be a hero...
[Pickles]
...when I get everything for free?
[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]
I screws more girls than Wilt Chamberlains, I can proves it with my STD's
[Dethklok]
How can I be a hero when we're the world's largest metal band?
[Nathan]
I'll never be a hero, 'cause I'm better than everyone but I'm just a man..
I'm afraid the answer is no..