The president was pa**ing laws,
Gave a call to Santa Claus
He said, "Get that toy machine on high.
Economy is in a slump
I know what could pick it up
This year let's have Christmas in July"
Oh, we'll have a Christmas , a summer Christmas
We'll have one fine fun-time unwinding
In the sunshine Christmas
Oh, we'll spend yuletide, down by the poolside
This year let's have Christmas in July
I'm dreamin' of a hot Christmas
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells on the ice cream truck
Rudolf, the sunburned reindeer
Have yourself a very steamy Christmas
Who says Christ was a Capricorn?
Maybe He perhaps was born
On the hottest Sunday of the year
His birthday might have been the time to be
On the beach at Galilee
Watching him change water into beer
They'd have a Christmas, a summer Christmas
You'd see the Lord could surf
Without a surfboard Christmas
Could it be possible? Check out the gospel
This year let's have Christmas in July