Hello, how nice of you to come
Please have a seat we´ve just begun
I´ll introduce you to the staff
This Lady here is A&R
She´s gonna turn you into stars
And she can help you with your lyrics
Oh, how I wish I was a star
I played the drums and the guitar
But I was not born with the gift
You´re gonna find a large amount
On your account
Stay with us until we say goodbye
Let´s put one gold disc on the wall
And hang the others in the hall
This time you´ve really made us happy
We hit the charts at no. 3
And we went gold the second week,
Now there is nothing that can stop you
Oh, how I wish I was a star
I played the drums and the guitar
But I was not born with the gift
You´re gonna find a large amount
On your account
Stay with us until we say goodbye
This information´s secondhand,
We have a problem with your band,
I overhearded in the mensroom
There is a possibility
We have to change what we agreed
But that´s a thing between our lawyers
You´ve lost the power to succeéd
no more free rides in limousines
You´ve got to realise your limits
Oh, how I wish I was a star
I played the drums and the guitar
But I was not born with the gift
You´re gonna find a large amount
On your account
You´re gonna find a large amount
On your account
Stay with us until we say goodbye...