When I saw her, she stole my heart a'somethin'
So I summoned up all of my practical gumption
And I made my way across to be in her presence
I asked her to dance, and she gave me lessons
I stepped on her toes and held her just as close I could
And I did what any sensible man would
I asked her if I could take her home
Her cheeks turned red, she smiled, and politely said no
We were married at the courthouse under God
I couldn't hear it, but I swear that angels were singing songs