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Brad Roberts - Crash Test Dude album lyrics

Released 2001

1.
A Cigarette Is All You Get *
2.
A Discussion of Bowel Difficulties During the Performance *
3.
A Hilariously Derisive Account of My Heritage Ensues, as I Banter on, Ever More Wittily, the Scotch Now Coursing Through My Body as I Experience an Ever-Increasing Alcohol-Induced Euphoria *
4.
A Poem, "Scientific Management", Is Read *
5.
Afternoons & Coffeespoons *
6.
An Aside Regarding Prostitution *
7.
Androgynous *
8.
Another Poem, Entitled "Circumcision", Is Read *
9.
Bette Davis Eyes
10.
Crash Test Dude (2001) *
11.
Da Do Ron Ron
12.
Delilah
13.
Give Yourself a Hand *
14.
God Shuffled His Feet *
15.
He Liked to Feel It *
16.
I Want to Par-Tay! *
17.
Introductory Remarks *
18.
Keep a Lid on Things *
19.
La Grange
20.
Mmm Mmm Mmm *
21.
My Freedom From All Stds Is Firmly and Self-Servingly Established *
22.
My Reputation in the Politically Correct Press as 'Crash Test Drunkard' *
23.
Oral Sex Is Proffered by Mr. Roberts in Order to Compensate a Customer for the High Ticket Price *
24.
Relation Between Ba** Baritone Guitar and the Penis Is Discussed *
25.
The String Change Song *
26.
Torontonians: Pros and Cons *
27.
Trident Gum Theme *
28.
Understand Your Man