[Verse 1] - Bra**ic Bhai
Kaarwaai shuru ho kahaa pehla mujarim
You ain't a rapper, if you just do a stint
Haazir karo kaun hai hip hop ka kaathil
Zyaada you tube views sey kuch nahi haasil
Rap ki kacheri hai yay baathei nahi tehri hai
Terey baaray mein duniya najaanay kya kehri hai
Fukrey lyrics hai toh rapper kaaykay
Pichli tareekh mein bhi baaz nahi aay thay
Dhongi baba jaisay geeth kyu tumnay gaay thay
Samaaj kay naam pay tum karo apnay faayday
Aisay kaunsay lawyer woh bra**ic bhai thay
Recording sey pehley jaano kanoon kayday
Padhaai kay maamlay mein kyu ho tum fail
Dhaaraaein itni lagegi, ki milegi na bail
Kya suna album release pey tumhaari
Ek bomb fatega nayi dilli mein
Hook
Rap Ki Kacheri Hai Yay Rap Ki Kacheri
Honour, Honour, Your Honour
Rap Ki Kachaudi Hai Yay Rap Ki Kachaudi
Honour, Honour, Your Honour
[Verse 2] -Off Beat
Dilli ka launda hu, offbeat naam hai
Eminem, Jay Z ko mera salaam hai
Inspired by shady, violence ko lau
Sach likhoo sach gao, jo bhi mai batau
Dhongi baba ka lesson news mei dikhaya tha
Asaram bapu ne ek beti ko bithaaya tha
Merey paas daulat nahi isliye yaha hu
Volume 2 jo gaaya tha mai uska gawaah hoo
Shatranj ka pyaada aagay badhnay ki majboori
Ban k gunehgaar mujhe mili hai mashoori
Har koi hua commercial mein trap
Business hai rap, autotune ek crap
Superstar nahi banega tu khotha
Gaano mein 8 line ka rapper nahi hota
Kaam nahi karengey par karengey bak bak
Par dekhe khwaab ye bollywood tak, f**
Hook
Rap Ki Kacheri Hai Yay Rap Ki Kacheri
Honour, Honour, Your Honour
Rap Ki Kachaudi Hai Yay Rap Ki Kachaudi
Honour, Honour, Your Honour
[Verse 3] - Bra**ic Bhai
Janaab ye khaali mera ni gunaah hai
Naxp faraar, bra**ic gumshuda hai
Jaaonga ni itni jaldi, mai haazir hoon
Maantha ki saday rappers ka kaathil hoon
Par nahi lagega mujhay koi kanoon
Rap kay nashay mein toh mai paagal hoon
Hip hop ki mauth pey karo investigation
313, karlo mera cross examination
Ek album fail hogi, lagay allegation
Kitnay saary lyrics they, hazaar mein pagination
Gaanjay fukkay high hua station
Itni jyaada ki bhung hogayi situation
Bhai mai insaan hoon, hogi galthi
Hongay tumhaaray gaanay ban, no liberty
Freedom of speech, tu kaminay cheez
Kya bola, jail cheh mahinay kee
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