Dedication, my occupation What the f**ing f** am I thinking Everyone's drinking and I'm sinking Counting 182 lights a-blinking on the screen No sh** as a matter of fact I wish I would've dropped out, wish I had a-slacked But I stayed in school with mediocre grades While everybody else was out getting laid Still at work on the Friday nights All my friends are getting f**ed up right about now Seven beers down and starting fights Everyone I know is getting f**ed up right about now Right about now Right about now It's some infliction That's what's at the bar, it's what I'm missing A new concoction would get me hopping But I'm here working so I can buy a new jet ski
No sh** as a matter of fact I wish I would've dropped out, wish I had a-slacked But I stayed in school, got married way too young And when you get your jet ski can I come alone? Still at work on the Friday nights All my friends are getting f**ed up right about now Seven beers down and starting fights Everyone I know is getting f**ed up right about now Right about now Right about now Still at work on the Friday nights All my friends are getting f**ed up right about now Seven beers down and starting fights Everyone I know is getting f**ed up right about now Right about now Right about now