[Intro] (K-- In the-- And I'm drunk, too) ([Laughing]) (Uh oh oh oh...) Baby, for years you've been saying "Why don't you write me a song?" And I'm like "I don't know, because I'm not inspired to write you a song!" But last night I decided I'm gonna freaking do this! [Verse 1] We've been together for so long And you always asked me why I never wrote a song All about you and about our love And about how you're the only one I'm thinking of [Pre-Chorus] I've been writing all night And I got it just right Here we go! [Chorus] You talk too much! You never shut up! Everything I do for you is never enough! You snore, you drool You talk in your sleep! Won't get a night's rest until you're Six Feet Deep! I promised you forever But we both know We're never gonna get along You want it? You got it! Here's your freaking song! [Verse 2] And all my homies Have always said "What you doing with that girl? She's f**ed up in the head!" My mom don't like you My dad don't too And my brother says you look like The guy from Hüsker Dü [Pre-Chorus] I'm just keeping it real This is just how I feel [Chorus] You talk too much! You never shut up! Everything I do for you is never enough! You snore, you drool You talk in your sleep! Won't get a night's rest until you're Six Feet Deep! I promised you forever But we both know We're never gonna get along You want it? You got it! Here's your freaking song!
[Bridge] I get drunk and you get pissed! You start dreaming I don't exist! I say yes and you say no! Just like Katy Perry says, you're Hot and Cold! With all the sh** that we've been through! This is the best that I can do! Can I still get lucky tonight? (Please?) [Ad-Lib] These are manners and everything I, uh, I-I hope you like this song I spent a lot of time on it But I didn't spend-- Oh, there's Erik Just playing, I didn't spend a lot of time on this But this is the Chorus [Chorus] You talk too much! You never shut up! Everything I do for you is never enough! You snore, you drool You talk in your sleep! Won't get a night's rest until you're Six Feet Deep! I promised you forever But we both know We're never gonna get along You want it? You got it! Here's your freaking song! You want it? You got it! Here's your freaking song! You want it? You got it! Here's your freaking song! [Outro] Okay, I don't know why this is still going... (You want it? You got it!) I anticipated this being (Here's your freaking song!) 3 Minutes long it's still going here... I don't even know what's happening (You want it? You got it!) Anyway, that's the song that I wrote for you it's, it's okay Evidently its over now, I don't know I have no idea on the timing of it or anything And I... uh... Boy this is sort of an awkward moment here... I... uh... I'm gonna be honest, I have to pee