I almost got drunk at school at fourteen Where I almost made out with the homecoming queen Who almost went on to be Miss Texas But lost to a s*ut with much bigger breast-es I almost dropped out to move to L.A Where I was almost famous for almost a day And I almost had you But I guess that doesn't cut it Almost loved you I almost wished you would have loved me, too I almost held up a grocery store Where I almost did five years and then seven more 'Cause I almost got popped for a fight with a thug 'Cause he almost made off with a bunch of the d** That I almost got hooked on, 'cause you ran away And I wish I would've had the nerve to ask you to stay And I almost had you But I guess that doesn't cut it Almost had you And I didn't even know it You kept me guessing
And now I'm destined To spend my time missing you I almost wish you would have loved me, too Here I go thinkin' 'bout all the things I could have done I'm gonna need a forklift, 'cause all the baggage weighs a Ton (baggage weighs a ton) I know we had our problems, I can't remember one I almost forgot to say something else And if I can't fit it in, I'll keep it all to myself I almost wrote a song about you today But I tore it all up and then I threw it away And I almost had you But I guess that doesn't cut it Almost had you And I didn't even know it You kept me guessin' And now I'm destined To spend my time missin' you I almost had you Almost had you I almost wished you would've loved me, too Wished you would have loved me, too