Last year i bought you a ring All you nagging convinced me $19.95 Shipping handling was free And i was asking myself What the hell was I thinking And on our wedding day I was nowhere to be found You headed for the altar And I.. headed out of town I won't spend my life With the lazy no good woman as my wife There ain't no way in hell
You'll get me to say I do A man has got to be drunk Just to be with you And on our wedding day I was nowhere to be found You headed for the altar And I.. headed out of town And on our wedding day I was nowhere to be found You headed for the altar And I.. headed out of town Headed out of town Headed out of town Headed out of town