Are you ready for booty do your duty time?
This is not your average howdy duty time
Those who do not wish to funk
Let them leave now, or be betrayed by their rumps
This is booty do your duty time
The Almost Bootsy Show
I di, I di, I di
Music for the feet is for the booty too
Right on the border I can see a good sign
Right around the corner of some kind of good time
I di, I di, I di
Music for the feet is for the booty too
Said everyone they were almost Bootsy
Decked out in their star shaped shades
Little boys and girls they were almost Bootsy
Shining all over the place
Right around the corner of some kind of good time
Right on the border I can see a good sign
Said everyone they were almost Bootsy
I even saw a fellow with a space like ba**
I wanna tell ya it was heavenly
There were stars all over the place
You can be a star and really shine in the night
Right around the corner of some kind of good time
Right on the border I can see a good sign
Right on the corner I can see a good time
Right around the corner, a good time
Star time tonight
Almost Bootsy show
Star time is the best time for me and you
(Repeat to end)