[Intro: Tech N9ne]
This is my dayyy!
All the punk muh'f**ers who ain't feelin' that
Get the f** outta my way
Cause I'm intoxicated
[Bridge: Tech N9ne]
Drink, drink (hey!)
Drink, drink, drink (hey!)
Drink, drink, drink (hey!)
Drink, drink, drink, drink, b**h!
Drink, drink, drink (hey!)
Drink, drink, drink, b**h!
C'mon everybody let's get..
[Hook: Tech N9ne]
Intoxicated!
I've been told I can still stand on all ten toes
Intoxicated!
Cause I been throwed
When I'm in funk, n***a, I didn't fold
Intoxicated!
I've been told I can still stand on all ten toes
Intoxicated!
Cause I been throwed
When I'm in funk, n***a, I didn't fold
Intoxicated!
[Verse 1: Tech N9ne]
Hill billy bar is the route
Cause not too many know what me bein' a star is about
I ask for Hennessey up at this bar and it's out
So I told my homies “f** it, I got a bar in my house”
Full of whiskies and wines
Mix is for lickers and b**hes and [?]
We smokin' [?] in lines
If you the bartender this is the crime
Servin' me a margarita, I get a heater if it's missin' the lime
Drinkin' Caribou plus
I swear if you fuss
We added pineapple slices, even more flare when you f**
Have 'em [?], intoxicated, get a little pop inflated
Sprite and Moscoto, then add a bit of vodka to get you rocked and faded
Have you contemplated
How you gettin' home this spot that's overpopulated
With lots of ladies
[?] and s** is non-debated, and none of 'em is ovulatin'
My [?] dated was..
[Hook: Tech N9ne]
Intoxicated!
I've been told I can still stand on all ten toes
Intoxicated!
Cause I been throwed
When I'm in funk, n***a, I didn't fold
Intoxicated!
[Verse 2: ]
Walk up in the party, chicks throwin' me their p**y
Told her later, now little b**hes on me, the p**y
I can turn down b**hes like that, it ain't nothin'
Even though she owe for two nights of flat-back f**in'
If you lookin' for me, you can find me where the bar's at
Intoxicated, inebriated, don't know where the car's at
I started drinkin' 'fore I came here tonight
Blazin' blunts back to back, so I came feelin' right
Lookin' for the right chick to put this thing in her life
And if a n***a wanna trip, it ain't a thing, we can fight
We can party, we can f**, or we can kick it
Or we can tear this motherf**er up you dig it?
Either way, it don't matter cause I'm with it
I'm beating something the f** down, do you get it?
If a n***a stepped quick, he get slapped quick
Then I pull the next chick, take her to my house and watch Netflix
[Hook: Tech N9ne]
I've been told I can still stand on all ten toes
Intoxicated!
Cause I been throwed
When I'm in funk, n***a, I didn't fold
Intoxicated!
[Verse 3: Big Scoob]
Drinkin' since the sun came up, how far it went down?
No tellin' man, I'm drunk as f**, that's how I gets down
And I'm about to fight or f** after this next round
Big fella like a monster truck, be nockin' sh** down
They hate it when my villains is deep, and we in the building
We keep 'em deep in their feelings
We drinkin', cheefin', and chillin'
I'm clutching, touching the ruger
And practice active as shooter
The whisky make me brutal, so I'ma blame it on the liquor
Big fella drinkin' and trippin
My phone bangin', I'm missin'
Im laughing, mackin' these b**hes
And I f**ing these snitches
I'm rowdy, wild, and aggressive
A bar brawler, the best-est
I'm hooded proof, and I'm tested
Intoxicated profession
The top dog in my section
My balls is hangin', I'm flexin'
I'm way past the jeffin'
Which one of you b**hes s**tin'?
Undressin', blessing my brotha
b**h, bust it open and get it
An average night when I'm present
You're more than welcome to test it (b**h)
[Hook: Tech N9ne]
I've been told I can still stand on all ten toes
Intoxicated!
Cause I been throwed
When I'm in funk, n***a, I didn't fold
Intoxicated!
[Verse 4: ]
I'm strictly business, I got paper on my speaker phone
I seen her booty, I said "Baby what you drinkin' on?"
I'm sippin' Bailey's, plus the Rémy try'na creep up on
But I never stumbled, I just rolled up a bubble clone
Another shot, let me get the mob up in the b-b-block and
We put her puffin, plus I'm countin' on them panties droppin'
But don't mistake me, fake me, cause I'm mackin'
I grip the milli, really, peel it back and
More than a rap song, bubble on my Motorola
They got them straps on 'em, they ride around the Kona
They got the axe on 'em, tippy on my tippy toes
They got the max on their backs, out to get you gone
Intoxicated, we just faded, get the swisher gun
We cop a fifth, and tip it back, and puff another one
We in this b**h, all them other n***as' overrated
You in the presence of them dogs, n***a
[Bridge: Tech N9ne]
Intoxicated!
Drink, drink (hey!)
Drink, drink, drink (hey!)
Drink, drink, drink (hey!)
Drink, drink, drink, drink, b**h!
Drink, drink, drink (hey!)
Drink, drink, drink, b**h!
C'mon everybody let's get..
[Hook: Tech N9ne]
Intoxicated!
I've been told I can still stand on all ten toes
Intoxicated!
Cause I been throwed
When I'm in funk, n***a, I didn't fold
Intoxicated!
I've been told I can still stand on all ten toes
Intoxicated!
Cause I been throwed
When I'm in funk, n***a, I didn't fold