I wanted a woman who loves who I am
And what I do
Then I met you
You couldn't care less if I were Lord of Japan
Or half a man
Nor what I am
You say you like my eyes only or just the way I giggle
Sometimes you like the smell of me or how my stomach jiggles
But you don't love me
That's all right
'cause you cling to me all through the night
I wanted to grow old with one who knew me inside and out
And likes to shout things I'm about
But you just turn your head when I get rowdy like a child
And you don't even crack a smile
You say my kissing rates a six on a scale of one to ten
And you wouldn't pa** the time with me
'cept you're tired of all your friends
But you don't love me
That's all right
'cause you cling to me all through the night